breaking hearts for fun – saturday 26th june

“i’m so excited, and i just can’t hide it”

welcome back my friends, to the show that never ends. it’s been well over a month since our last contribution, but here we find ourselves back in such familiar surroundings and, keep it quiet, we are excited.

“can you fix it?”

whilst we are coming to terms with yet more penalty heartache, we should not let it deter from the fact that the european championships, this week, brought us comfortably the best thing we’ve seen for years. and of course, we mean the scandinavians stitching up the italians with a 2-2 draw. oh we could watch cassano celebrating his goal all night. lovely stuff.

“some candy talking”

it would seem that some of you lot aren’t too sure where your mouths are. in short, you’ve made a right old mess of the canterbury with the complimentary double dips and choc dips we’ve been offering previously.h, we’ve gone more conventional and got you a choice of lollipops. caution: no vigorous dancing whilst sucking on a stick.

“mr postman, look and see”

a note to everyone who has joined the mailing list and not heard from us. don’t worry, you’re not alone. I just haven’t read all the way through the pamphlet yet. stick with us, we’ll be with you shortly. Anyone wanting to join tonight, can see boles on the door. anyone who doesn’t, can have a quiet word with the bouncers from bhff ii.

“viva espana”

the bhff cats can smell the beach. we’re packing our cases and blowing up lilos, because next month we’re rocking up the benicassim festival in spain. it’s like glastonbury, just substitute the mud and shit, for sea and sun. it does mean, though, that yet again, we’ve had to make a change to our diaries. as a result the next breaking hearts will come at you on friday the 23rd of july. tell your friends.

“and finally”

thankyou, of course, to everyone who has wandered along tonight. we may be a bit thin on the ground going up against glastonbury, but remember we love the music and we love you.

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